[(The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4 )] [Author: Sue Townsend] [Sep-2003]

Adrian Mole's first love, Pandora, has left him; a neighbor, Mr. Lucas, appears to be seducing his mother (and what does that mean for his father?); the BBC refuses to publish his poetry; and his dog swallowed the tree off the Christmas cake. "Why" indeed.