Newborn and I - It's not what I expected

A honest and funny read for anyone with a newborn or about to pop. A reassuring laugh for those not so funny days with your newborn!
Old MacDonald had a farm and on that farm she had some NEWBORNS. With some breastfeeding here and some breastfeeding there, here a boob, there a boob, everywhere a boob, boob!
Old MacDonald had a farm and on that farm she had some nappy changes. With a nappy change here and a nappy change there, here a poo, there a poo, everywhere a poo, poo!
Old MacDonald had a farm and on that farm no one slept! With a yawn, yawn here and a yawn yawn there, here a rant, there a rant, everywhere a rant, rant!
Yes, the newborn has arrived , and you are not too sure which farm you have visited.
Never fear, "It;s not what I expected" is here!
I didn't expect it too, so I give this to you!
For all newborn mums and mums to be here is a book to bring some glee!