How to Self-Publish: A Snarky Guide for Novices

Self-publishing is all the rage now. Everyone wants to do it. Everyone can do it. Should everyone? I don't know and I don't care. All I know is that the business of self-publishing is messy, and there is a lot of information out there.

So I wrote a guide for those that want to, based on my own experiences. I'm self-published. That means I kind of know what I am talking about it. This is a guide for those that want a more trimmed down and honest look at what self-publishing means and some tips for how to go about doing it.