The Happy Endings Playbook

PRAISE FOR THE HAPPY ENDINGS PLAYBOOK:

"Pure, comedic gold, wrapped into every page. I would recommend this book to anyone with a sense of humor."

"I may be avoiding massage parlors in Sacramento from now on. (Just kidding I'm driving to one right now)."

"Danny Mullen is a filthy immoral heathen."

"If you're looking for a good wholesome book for your next book club pick or just need something to read junior to sleep to, you can't go wrong here."

"With this book, Mullen gives his readers just the tip of what will surely be a slimy, vile, disgusting, yet gut wrenchingly funny writing career"

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A quiet night at home: that’s all 20-year-old Danny Mullen really wanted.

But when eccentric businessman Jacobin Taylor hobbled in, fast-talking about a rumored rub ‘n’ tug joint that’d just popped up in the neighborhood, then fanning out a crisp stack of Benjamins… well, who was young Danny to refuse him?

And so it began. The multi-week, often disastrous, always hilarious (and, unfortunately, non-fictitious) quest to find the perfect erotic massage parlor. Where felines, cops, probing fingers, and excessive body fat are the enemy; where Jacobin’s bankroll and the good ol’ fashion male libido are just about the only two things that can be counted on. Simply put, The Happy Endings Playbook is the true story of two friends descending cock-first into an underworld that most people, normal people, only joke about. And, after reading the first few paragraphs of Mullen’s signature Blitzkrieg-style prose…you’ll likely want to descend right along with them.