The First Bite Is the Deepest

Fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Christopher Moore, and Dracula will love this mordant take on vampire romance.

When Stella Ortiz starts dating mysterious transfer student Sebastian Weber, her friends become determined to break up the fledgling pair. It's just not a good idea to go out with a guy who misses tons of school and day-drinks something that smells like pennies, right?

Stella and her friends quickly find themselves in way over their heads, struggling against a whole family of vampires. Sometimes, breakups really are a matter of life and death.

Funny, poignant, and creepy, this novel will leave a deep impression on readers.