Parts

Abner is lonely. All he wants is to meet a woman who can save him from a life of misery, sexual frustration, and a gruesome day job at the local slaughterhouse. Enrolling in a dating agency seems like the perfect solution, especially when Abner meets Martha, a woman also looking for love. However, it's the beginning of a frightening ordeal when Martha reveals her true colours she's a witch. Parts is a horror comedy, and one of the few books to feature dating, witchcraft, and a particularly large fly all at the same time.