Superheroes in Prose Volume 13: A Fabulous Anarchy

His jaw is chiseled, like the kind of Superhero chisel you only read about. Complete with a dimpled chin and perfect, Nathan Fillion-like hair, the world-famous non-Super Superhero walks up to us the only way he knows how: with a super-confident, douchey swagger. He wears his trademark weapons—the multi-gauntlets—on each forearm. They’re white metal contraptions with a wide array of mechanized devices that swivel or telescope out from above his wrist. His name is Robert Fabulous.
And this is his story ...