Jokes Women Won't Laugh At

For men only: jokes that are laugh-out-loud-over-cheap-beer-between-plays funny. A book that is an insult to women everywhere.

Two golfers are on the first tee, and the first guy has spent five minutes lining up his tee shot.

"Sorry to take so long, but my wife is up there watching from the clubhouse, so this shot has to be perfect," he explains.

"Oh, for Christ's sake," the second says. "You'll never hit her from here."