It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8) (8)
In Stock
Book Details
Author(s)
Benton, Jim
Publisher
Scholastic
ISBN / ASIN
0439825970
ISBN-13
9780439825979
Availability
In Stock
Sales Rank
#6,430
Category
Juvenile Fiction
Marketplace
United States 🇺🇸
Ratings & Reviews
No reviews yet — be the first!
No reviews yet.
Description
New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!
Dear Dumb Diary,
I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."
What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.
Dear Dumb Diary,
I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."
What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.
