Biotechnology Vs. The Teenage Schoolgirl: A Collection of Short Stories, Poems, and other Garbage

Honestly, this book is unedited prose from my high school and early college days, self published on whim with a general mentality of, "Hey, why not?" You really shouldn't spend your money on it as it is in all truth absolute garbage. I mean, if you don't like me or want to prove that I'm a horrific author, I suppose this will give you plenty of fuel for your hatred. Perhaps if you've enjoyed my other fiction and for whatever reason have decided to study the genesis of craft, this would be a good place to start. But truly, there are other, better books available. Moby Dick? Great one!