The Original Book of Clods: Those Tired One-Liners That May Have Been Funny the First Time... ...or Were They?

I'm on a seafood diet...whenever I see food, I eat it!!!"You got a haircut?...I thought you had your ears lowered!!!"Are you fishing?...or just drowning worms!!!...and countless more of those laughable knee-slappers, groaners, and one-liners that may have been funny the first time...or were they?