The Tennis Junkie's Guide (to Serious Humor)

TJG is the sport of tennis at its funniest. In fact, we guarantee that you cannot improve your game simply by reading this book! However, this book will provide every tennis player and hacker hours of non-stop hilarious entertainment. Your favorite player MUST have it.

Inside you will learn:
The differences between real backhands and that two-hand kind
Why pros don't teach lob volleys
How to spot a hacker
The secrets of Gamesmanship
Why your grip was named after an airline
Why the Italian Open isn't a Grand Slam event
How to lob without embarrassment
Dave's Laws of Tennis
The undocumented history of its old-fangled scoring
About the Tournament Police
The members of the Generic Tennis Club
Whether or not you are a Commando Tennis Player
Dave's Absolute Tennis Ability Rating System
And much, much more