The Intense Adventures of the Comatosed Hal Henegan

Sportswriter, Patriot, Ladies Man Hal Henegan lies in a comatose state in Chicago. Three intent followers of Henegan, the only three followers of Hal Henegan's practices, attempt to wake Hal from his coma. Their method to wake Hal from his coma is to participate in Hal's "strengths" patriotism, solid relationships, and sportswritng. Unfortunately, these three intelligence-challenged individuals fail quickly and thoroughly at their task.