Tales from the Whore's Handbag

Tales from the Whore’s Handbag is a sordid exposé of Hollywood after-hours told from the candid perspective of the whore’s handbag himself, Mr. Purse. Mr. Purse is the original handbag – the unknown prototype that launched the Hermes Empire. A purse Celia stole for Cherry. A purse secretly infected by an ancient curse so insidious, its poison threatens Cherry and Celia’s very lives. Comedians by day, high-priced escorts to the rich and famous by night, Cherry and her accomplice, Celia are determined to do what ever it takes to see their stand-up show, “Cuntz,” become a laugh-a-minute household hit. Even if that means performing naked behind closed doors for L.A.’s most elite perverts. Every filthy detail Mr. Purse experiences on this wild ride is revealed, taking us from a castle in Ireland to L.A. and back again, airing along the way the dirty laundry Hollywood’s in-crowd doesn’t want the world to see. Fans of addictive chick-lit like Bridget Jones’ Diary, or life-changing novels like Skinny Legs and All by American legend, Tom Robbins, will enjoy this raunchy, poignant, hilarious, and truly original page-turner.