Old Slut in the Big Apple: A Satirical Chick Lit Novel

Tired of yet another loser guy meets Christian girl, boy learns lesson after wrongfully leaving girl, and they all live happily ever after romance novel? If you down your chick lit with a shot of "Bad Santa," this drink's for you. Part dark comedy and halfway a cynical, yet honest perspective on modern New York women who once thought they could live life a la Sex and the City only to discover they can't pay their rent after the cocktails are devoured, "Old Slut in the Big Apple" tells the story of Annie Schwartz, a fifty-something woman in denial of her real age, by way of Jersey, resorting to sex as currency. Just don't call her a hooker - she's only a charity cause, helping out men who wouldn't normally get laid. Suing people for false accidents she created? Sleeping around for rent cash? Discovering senior citizens straight out of open heart surgery at the hospital who are single, just shy of eighty, and ready to mingle? It's all in a day's work for Annie. As long as she has her Duane Reade wine on sale, a bottle per night to be exact, she's good to go. With enough laugh out loud moments and language that would make Tony Soprano blush, you're in for a good time with your copy of "Old Slut!"