My Tired Telephone (Techno!)

BACK COVER BLURB: After a long day of being used as everything from a calculator to a camera, this cellphone has had it! Unable to take further misuse, he decides to give his human a piece of his mind…right at bedtime.

“Every day it’s thumbs, thumbs, thumbs,
Texting friends? I think that’s dumb!”

Finally, a book that agrees, 
Kids & their cell phones are simply tiring,
Join this delightful bedtime surprise,
Of viewing the world through a tired telephone's eyes.