Beware the Club Girls

The collected writings of Todd Allen, Chicago’s most notorious Internet humorist, as he muses on such diverse topics as beer, women, Bill Clinton’s re-occurring pattern of interfering with Todd’s travel plans, the foibles of Bill Gates, weddings, the joy that is Elvis and to use a toilet in India.

Todd’s humor has been translated into Russian by the electronic journal, @-Rus Business and is rumored to have been read in at least one college classroom.