The 21st Century American Bible

This is the ultimate anti-everything book. It is anti-liberal, anti-conservative, anti-Islam and anti-Jew, and chances are it is anti-you. It is even anti-American.

"No matter how many times the liberal television networks tell you it's okay... it's not okay to be gay."

Section one deals with current issues that haven't been discussed properly yet, such as how the Real Estate industry has been screwing Americans over for the last century.

"I have no problem with GW giving Iraq 85 billion dollars, so long as it comes out of his own personal bank account."

Section two presents the Thirty Constitutional Amendments that will make America a better country, not just for Americans today, but also for the world tomorrow.

"Laws and penalties should be decided by a democratic vote, not mandated by politicians with personal agendas.