My Third Big Toe

Life, language, the Universe and everything by a dick head - you decide. "A nice can of worms" - Alfred B. Neumann "All the right worms - but not necessarily in the right order." - Derick Morecambe " - for the relief of people who can't say their worms correctly or who use the wrong worms entirely." - Ronnie Barker " - like a teredo worm in its self-made tunnel. An exercise in singularity, unchecked purposefulness, and ultimately despair and destructive disenchantment." - Graham Whatley "Architect gives the Big Bang an identity with seven dimensions and suggests fractal dimensions should be used to measure the bits left over. See also www.maxplanks.com  by the same author."