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📖 Description
White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:
• The proper way to fake a back injury • How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions • The Ten Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities • How to improve your drunk-driving skills • Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family
There’s also troubleshooting for troublemakers:
• I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp? • Can chicks ever really respect an accountant? • How do I pick a good bail bondsman? • How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?