How To Become A Trillonaire and Lose 20 lbs.

Do you want to become a trillionaire but are afraid that on your current salary it may take you several thousand years? Dr. Murray Trillionaire can help you become a trillionaire in under a year and lose 20 lbs. in the process. Because extremely wealthy people have a 75% greater chance to be exposed to the French, Murray will also teach you how to deal with this constant threat. Making billions every week while trying to lose weight can be stressful for some. So Murray will also teach you how to make fun, gourmet meals with Doritos. This book is a must have for anyone who has a vowel in their name (or a consonant).