Koites: An Ancient Myth About How Modern Day Sex Relationships Came to Be

A comedic tale about how modern day sex relationships came to be. When Actaeon returns from the sea determined to marry his beloved Diana -- the greatest huntress and ruler-to-be of the land -- the Licentians in the fabled land of Licentia are shocked. But Diana likes Actaeon too, so Licentians stir up gossip, rumor, and betrayal to thwart their love. The shenanigans bring Licentia to war, destroying, most terribly of all, the land's coupling traditions, including the Barzexton, the Koites, and the Kunte. Written in chronicle form, the story wanders through the voices of oeconomica specialist Tantral, impecunious Pornog, and Jealomene who can only be a tailor, not a huntress, because she lacks bushy armpits.