Kickstart My Heart: A Carnival of Dating Disasters

Lana prays that the worst is behind her. Following a dose of relationship hell, she flees Greece and staggers into the awaiting arms of a British-based pop star. She resumes a fabulous career and all should be well. But being suddenly single in her flirty thirties proves to be … mental. With a wounded heart, she tries wrapping her head around the new rules of dating. She collides with Russell Brand, Slash, Internet suitors, a vampire, a rock star and a slew of other specimens so disinterested that she presumes herself dead. After a string of failed encounters and playing air guitar to the beat of her biological clock, Lana finally discovers just what she needs to tackle and bag that slippery little thing that she desires more than anything else in this world: love. Prone to dating disasters? Wait ‘til you clap your eyes on Kickstart My Heart. Madcap hijinx. – Famous Welcome to the world of the modern man – where women plead for pain, seek out seduction and fall for failures. – InPress