Iron Maidens

Alright so here's the deal, a couple of hundred years back some old hag spouted some prophesy about this chosen dude who would come along and kick the big, bad, ugly ass of Lord Daron the black (yeah, his branding department needs to work a little harder) , the not-so-benevolent dictator of Eldrasil.

Anyway back to the present day, along comes tall, dark and handsome to save the day. He's some prissy human dude with lot's of shiny armor, riding a big white horse and he rides right up to Daron with his sword drawn...and Daron slams a giant axe straight through the stupid gits head.

So Dastardly Daron is still in charge and the world is still screwed...

But never fear, Violet and Jasmine, the two baddest bitches this side of hell have decided to take up the cause. Yeah, don't get your hopes up too high.