Bad Sandwich/Sad Bandwidth

The crazy world of Bad Sandwich is now in paperback. Following the story of a man and the titular substandard snack, he soon finds himself on a quest for the unquantifiable Zazz. Meeting a range of bizarre characters including the terrifying Mr Stanky, a wise dog, and the suave Banana Cowboy, the man's journey is both surreal and bizarre. Which is where Sad Bandwidth comes along. A more palatable version of the tale, it is written with less verbal density, and more flowing verbiage. For the crazy ride, have a Bad Sandwich. For a tall tale, tackle the Sad Bandwidth. Either way, strap in, dive down into the "black hole of literature" that is, Bad Sandwich/Sad Bandwidth. Good Luck.