The Goose Girls of the San Joaquin: A Dan D Book for Girls (Classic Reprint)
Book Details
Author(s)Dan D.
PublisherForgotten Books
ISBN / ASIN133158583X
ISBN-139781331585831
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Sales Rank99,999,999
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
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Excerpt from The Goose Girls of the San Joaquin: A Dan D Book for Girls
The Goose Girls of the San Joaquin
Goose girls are, 'twixt you and me,
What they shut their eyes and think they be.
The Full Moon
Goose girls all please give attention
To a school whose name I need not mention.
It isn't the U. of C. or Stanford -
It's a school just out of the town of Hanford.
And what I wish to speak about
Is Georgie Beale, the fat young lout.
Georgie I hope gets no pudding or pie.
If you know that boy you won't ask why.
Georgie Beale is fat and sly.
He boos at girls and makes 'em cry.
He booed at Ione, he booed at Martha,
He booed Mattie Ellis and called her smarty.
This is the way that Georgie boos.
He catches a girl without excuse,
Pinches her arm and calls her goose
And bats his eyes as he turns her loose.
He bats his eyes while this he cries -
"Mattie, bum-battie, to the air go fattie,
E-leg, i-leg, bow-legged Mattie."
Mattie bum-battie likes candy and toys.
Mattie has troubles and Mattie has joys.
Mattie Ellis can make an awful noise.
Mattie don't like such piggie boys.
When Georgie booed her it made her shriek.
She boxed his ears and slapped his cheek.
Georgie got mad when he got that box.
Georgie ain't used to such hard knocks.
Georgie is stout as a stub-nosed ox.
Georgie has fists as hard as rocks.
He chased poor Mattie and tore her clothes,
And then he hit her bing on the nose.
He hit her so hard, with an upward blow,
That up in the air she started to go
And kept on going. O my oh!
No girl ever went so high, I know.
Georgie got scared and homeward sped
And hid himself beneath the bed.
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The Goose Girls of the San Joaquin
Goose girls are, 'twixt you and me,
What they shut their eyes and think they be.
The Full Moon
Goose girls all please give attention
To a school whose name I need not mention.
It isn't the U. of C. or Stanford -
It's a school just out of the town of Hanford.
And what I wish to speak about
Is Georgie Beale, the fat young lout.
Georgie I hope gets no pudding or pie.
If you know that boy you won't ask why.
Georgie Beale is fat and sly.
He boos at girls and makes 'em cry.
He booed at Ione, he booed at Martha,
He booed Mattie Ellis and called her smarty.
This is the way that Georgie boos.
He catches a girl without excuse,
Pinches her arm and calls her goose
And bats his eyes as he turns her loose.
He bats his eyes while this he cries -
"Mattie, bum-battie, to the air go fattie,
E-leg, i-leg, bow-legged Mattie."
Mattie bum-battie likes candy and toys.
Mattie has troubles and Mattie has joys.
Mattie Ellis can make an awful noise.
Mattie don't like such piggie boys.
When Georgie booed her it made her shriek.
She boxed his ears and slapped his cheek.
Georgie got mad when he got that box.
Georgie ain't used to such hard knocks.
Georgie is stout as a stub-nosed ox.
Georgie has fists as hard as rocks.
He chased poor Mattie and tore her clothes,
And then he hit her bing on the nose.
He hit her so hard, with an upward blow,
That up in the air she started to go
And kept on going. O my oh!
No girl ever went so high, I know.
Georgie got scared and homeward sped
And hid himself beneath the bed.
About the Publisher
Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com
This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
