We're Going to Via Acuna!
Book Details
Author(s)Larry D. Cornell
PublisherTrafford Publishing
ISBN / ASIN1412080045
ISBN-139781412080040
AvailabilityUsually ships in 24 hours
Sales Rank99,999,999
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
I have done exhaustive research of the Library of Congress in the United States. Looking for a "Hint" of a published book about a Junior High, High School or College athlete that plays on the starting lineups of all four sport's teams (Football, Basketball, Track and Field events and Baseball). Also on the computer Internet looking for a "Hint" of a published book about any other "Perfect Athlete in the United States of America?" There's "No" published book about a "True" story or even a "Fiction" story about the "Perfect Athlete" that is on the starting lineups on all four sport's teams all School and summer year long?
The name of the "True" story is: "We're going to Via Acuna!" Written by Larry D. Cornell. The book is a "Action Packed!" "Play" by "Play" story...seven hundred plus pages of eight and a half by eleven-inch computer typed manuscript or Iomega 4 inch-zip disc copy of the unpublished book. About Larry at the age of 4 years old...starting his "Ultimate" goal of being a "Perfect Athlete." Because of his Father buying him a Football, Basketball, Track and Field and Baseball and bat and a Baseball glove. The book is "Jammed Packed" with Larry's playing sport's teams events with older kids to "Hone" his athletic ability to out play all Participates at the "Name of the Game"...on which ever Sport's Season it is in during the School and summer all yearlong. Larry's a "Natural" born "Perfect Athlete." Plus all Larry wants to do...play on the starting lineups on all four sport's teams events...so by the time Larry makes it to the Monahans seventh grade Junior High Sport's Programs? Larry's ready to play on the "Big Money Enforced" sport's teams for a "Winning" Season and "Bragging Rites" in 2AAA District League play.
Larry starts out on the starting lineup on offense and defense on the Monahans ninth grade Football team. But the Monahans ninth grade Football team's Coach was "Mad" at Larry because Larry ran with the Football to make as much yardage as Larry could by...bypassing the hole in the offensive line that didn't "Materialize" on the running play for Larry. So Larry would move down the offensive line of scrimmage until Larry found a hole in the offensive line to make five-yards or more on the running play. The Monahans ninth grade Football Coach would "Yell" at Larry for "Not" making a hole in the offensive line by himself. Larry's a lightweight "Super-Sonic" speedster...so Larry couldn't make a hole in the offensive line by himself.
So Larry's put back on the Monahans seventh grade Football team. Larry's "Mad" as "Hell" by the way the Monahans ninth grade Football team's Coach treated Larry.
Larry's on the starting line up on offense and defense of the Monahans Junior High School Football team...where Larry "Set" new "Football Records" by making more running yardage and pass reception yardage in a Football Game. Plus on defense Larry would "Strip" the Football away from the opposing Football team's "Running Backs or "Quarterback's hands and arms." Larry would pick up the Football and run for "Touchdown" after "Touchdown" and made more "Tackles" on the defensive team than anybody else. Not even the Monahans ninth grade Football team didn't have a player or players coming up with that kind of "Football Performance" on offense and defense.
The unpublished book is a "Blow" by "Blow" Football History Record of Larry's Football ability. Then at the end of Football Season...the Monahans ninth grade Football team's Coach apologized for "Not" keeping Larry on the Monahans ninth grade Football team. But next year's Football Season. The Monahans ninth grade Football team's Coach said that, "Larry would be on the Monahans ninth grade starting lineup on the Football team's offense and defense."
In Basketball Season...Larry's the starting guard for the Monahans seventh grade Basketball team. Where Larry "Scored" more "Points" in a Basketball Game. Than the Monahans ninth grade Basketball team did. Larry's a "Mover" and "Shaker" with the Basketball? Larry can dribble the Basketball with either hand. Plus can make the lay up with either hand...and shooting the Basketball for a long range jump shot, medium range jump shot or a set shot from the outer perimeter of Larry's end of the Basketball court for the Basket and the score.
The book is a "Point" by "Point" record of the Basketball Season...with Larry in the driver's seat making the offense "Score" more points...either by Larry or a "Pass" to the other Basketball team's players for the Basket and the score. On defense...Larry's all the time "Stealing" the Basketball away from the opposing Basketball team's players. The Monahans seventh grade Basketball Season is "Chunked" full of "Unbelievable Antics" by Larry...that's in the middle of the Monahans seventh grade Basketball Season when the Monahans ninth grade Basketball Coach? Wanted Larry on the starting lineup on the Monahans ninth grade Basketball team...but the Monahans High School Basketball Coach said, "Let Larry finish out the Monahans seventh grade Basketball Season? To let Larry "Strengthen" up his Basketball ability?" The Monahans ninth grade Basketball Coach said to Larry, "That I was going to put you on my Monahans ninth grade Basketball team in the starting lineup at the guard position...but the Monahans High School Coach talked me out of it? So you can get more Basketball "Experience" to be up to the Monahans ninth grade "Level" of "Play" next year on the Monahans ninth grade Basketball team."
In Track and Field Season events...Larry's put on the Monahans Lobos High School Track and Field team. Because Larry's the "Only" pole-vaulter in town... It's a "Inch" by "Inch" situation? For Larry...who's a Monahans seventh grade student on the Monahans Lobos High School's Track and Field team...it's the "First" time that a Monahans seventh grade student was put on the Monahans Lobos High School Track and Field team. Or any other Monahans Lobos High School Sport's team in the history of the Monahans Lobos High School Sport's teams events? Plus there's a "Conspiracy" against Larry by the Monahans Lobos High School Track and Field team's members. Larry's told by the Monahans Lobos Track and Field members that if we do real good in the Track and Field Meets. During the Track and Field Season...the Monahans Booster Club would pay for a trip to Via Acuna, Mexico for a weekend full of "Sex" with the Mexican women. Larry falls for the trip to Mexico "Hook, Line and Sinker." Which being's up the title of the "True'' story book..."We're going to Via Acuna!"
In Baseball ...Larry's on the starting lineup on the Baseball team. Larry's the "Fourth" batter or "Clean up Hitter" for the Baseball team...where Larry can bat from either side of home plate batter's box. Larry's in center outfield...because Larry's the "Only" player that can throw the Baseball from the center outfield fence to home plate rite on the "Button" to his team's catcher for the "Out" against the opposing team's player that's trying to "Steal" home plate. Larry's also in the Peewee Reese Baseball League "Record Book" for being the player with the most "Home runs" and runs batted in (RBI's). But not forget at least...Larry has the most "Stolen Bases" too. It's a "Inning" by "Inning" play by Larry...the "Perfect Athlete" that plays on all four sport's teams all School and summer year long by playing on the Football, Basketball, Track and Field events and Baseball team's starting lineup.
Plus Larry's has a "Thing" for the "Girls" and "Young Women"...Like his seventh grade teacher...Miss Taylor...who's only twenty-one years old. And Larry's always with his hand up in the air to have Miss Taylor lean over the front of his desk...to "Expose" her "Cleavage" of her "Big" breasts through the top of her blouse's collar! Larry also has a girlfriend named Patricia. Larry's infatuated and a "Love Slave" to all the girls and young women in Monahans, Texas.
This unpublished book "Warrants" you to be the "First" book publisher on the "Block" to publish the "First" of it's "Kind" of "True" story book...ever written in the book publishing "World!"
The name of the "True" story is: "We're going to Via Acuna!" Written by Larry D. Cornell. The book is a "Action Packed!" "Play" by "Play" story...seven hundred plus pages of eight and a half by eleven-inch computer typed manuscript or Iomega 4 inch-zip disc copy of the unpublished book. About Larry at the age of 4 years old...starting his "Ultimate" goal of being a "Perfect Athlete." Because of his Father buying him a Football, Basketball, Track and Field and Baseball and bat and a Baseball glove. The book is "Jammed Packed" with Larry's playing sport's teams events with older kids to "Hone" his athletic ability to out play all Participates at the "Name of the Game"...on which ever Sport's Season it is in during the School and summer all yearlong. Larry's a "Natural" born "Perfect Athlete." Plus all Larry wants to do...play on the starting lineups on all four sport's teams events...so by the time Larry makes it to the Monahans seventh grade Junior High Sport's Programs? Larry's ready to play on the "Big Money Enforced" sport's teams for a "Winning" Season and "Bragging Rites" in 2AAA District League play.
Larry starts out on the starting lineup on offense and defense on the Monahans ninth grade Football team. But the Monahans ninth grade Football team's Coach was "Mad" at Larry because Larry ran with the Football to make as much yardage as Larry could by...bypassing the hole in the offensive line that didn't "Materialize" on the running play for Larry. So Larry would move down the offensive line of scrimmage until Larry found a hole in the offensive line to make five-yards or more on the running play. The Monahans ninth grade Football Coach would "Yell" at Larry for "Not" making a hole in the offensive line by himself. Larry's a lightweight "Super-Sonic" speedster...so Larry couldn't make a hole in the offensive line by himself.
So Larry's put back on the Monahans seventh grade Football team. Larry's "Mad" as "Hell" by the way the Monahans ninth grade Football team's Coach treated Larry.
Larry's on the starting line up on offense and defense of the Monahans Junior High School Football team...where Larry "Set" new "Football Records" by making more running yardage and pass reception yardage in a Football Game. Plus on defense Larry would "Strip" the Football away from the opposing Football team's "Running Backs or "Quarterback's hands and arms." Larry would pick up the Football and run for "Touchdown" after "Touchdown" and made more "Tackles" on the defensive team than anybody else. Not even the Monahans ninth grade Football team didn't have a player or players coming up with that kind of "Football Performance" on offense and defense.
The unpublished book is a "Blow" by "Blow" Football History Record of Larry's Football ability. Then at the end of Football Season...the Monahans ninth grade Football team's Coach apologized for "Not" keeping Larry on the Monahans ninth grade Football team. But next year's Football Season. The Monahans ninth grade Football team's Coach said that, "Larry would be on the Monahans ninth grade starting lineup on the Football team's offense and defense."
In Basketball Season...Larry's the starting guard for the Monahans seventh grade Basketball team. Where Larry "Scored" more "Points" in a Basketball Game. Than the Monahans ninth grade Basketball team did. Larry's a "Mover" and "Shaker" with the Basketball? Larry can dribble the Basketball with either hand. Plus can make the lay up with either hand...and shooting the Basketball for a long range jump shot, medium range jump shot or a set shot from the outer perimeter of Larry's end of the Basketball court for the Basket and the score.
The book is a "Point" by "Point" record of the Basketball Season...with Larry in the driver's seat making the offense "Score" more points...either by Larry or a "Pass" to the other Basketball team's players for the Basket and the score. On defense...Larry's all the time "Stealing" the Basketball away from the opposing Basketball team's players. The Monahans seventh grade Basketball Season is "Chunked" full of "Unbelievable Antics" by Larry...that's in the middle of the Monahans seventh grade Basketball Season when the Monahans ninth grade Basketball Coach? Wanted Larry on the starting lineup on the Monahans ninth grade Basketball team...but the Monahans High School Basketball Coach said, "Let Larry finish out the Monahans seventh grade Basketball Season? To let Larry "Strengthen" up his Basketball ability?" The Monahans ninth grade Basketball Coach said to Larry, "That I was going to put you on my Monahans ninth grade Basketball team in the starting lineup at the guard position...but the Monahans High School Coach talked me out of it? So you can get more Basketball "Experience" to be up to the Monahans ninth grade "Level" of "Play" next year on the Monahans ninth grade Basketball team."
In Track and Field Season events...Larry's put on the Monahans Lobos High School Track and Field team. Because Larry's the "Only" pole-vaulter in town... It's a "Inch" by "Inch" situation? For Larry...who's a Monahans seventh grade student on the Monahans Lobos High School's Track and Field team...it's the "First" time that a Monahans seventh grade student was put on the Monahans Lobos High School Track and Field team. Or any other Monahans Lobos High School Sport's team in the history of the Monahans Lobos High School Sport's teams events? Plus there's a "Conspiracy" against Larry by the Monahans Lobos High School Track and Field team's members. Larry's told by the Monahans Lobos Track and Field members that if we do real good in the Track and Field Meets. During the Track and Field Season...the Monahans Booster Club would pay for a trip to Via Acuna, Mexico for a weekend full of "Sex" with the Mexican women. Larry falls for the trip to Mexico "Hook, Line and Sinker." Which being's up the title of the "True'' story book..."We're going to Via Acuna!"
In Baseball ...Larry's on the starting lineup on the Baseball team. Larry's the "Fourth" batter or "Clean up Hitter" for the Baseball team...where Larry can bat from either side of home plate batter's box. Larry's in center outfield...because Larry's the "Only" player that can throw the Baseball from the center outfield fence to home plate rite on the "Button" to his team's catcher for the "Out" against the opposing team's player that's trying to "Steal" home plate. Larry's also in the Peewee Reese Baseball League "Record Book" for being the player with the most "Home runs" and runs batted in (RBI's). But not forget at least...Larry has the most "Stolen Bases" too. It's a "Inning" by "Inning" play by Larry...the "Perfect Athlete" that plays on all four sport's teams all School and summer year long by playing on the Football, Basketball, Track and Field events and Baseball team's starting lineup.
Plus Larry's has a "Thing" for the "Girls" and "Young Women"...Like his seventh grade teacher...Miss Taylor...who's only twenty-one years old. And Larry's always with his hand up in the air to have Miss Taylor lean over the front of his desk...to "Expose" her "Cleavage" of her "Big" breasts through the top of her blouse's collar! Larry also has a girlfriend named Patricia. Larry's infatuated and a "Love Slave" to all the girls and young women in Monahans, Texas.
This unpublished book "Warrants" you to be the "First" book publisher on the "Block" to publish the "First" of it's "Kind" of "True" story book...ever written in the book publishing "World!"
