Pointy Side Out : How To Claw Your Way to The Top ( A Feline Self-Help Guidebook)

Dr. O. C. Catman, the purrfectly coifed feline self-help guru, offers a fresh perspective on the life and thoughts of cats. Recounting his own journey from rags to riches, he reveals cats to be much more than plump, furry lumps taking up space in comfy chairs. Underneath that fuzzy exterior lies complex, sentient beings intent on domestic domination. Dr. Catman shares his own proven techniques. He explains why manipulation is an art, not a vice, that selfishness is a virtue, and when put to use, rapier-sharp points are quintessential feline assets. He offers readers practical tips any cat can replicate. He even serves up tantalizing recipes for fresh feline cuisine. After reading this book, one wonders who is really in charge on the home front. His revelations will likely strike fear into even the most ardent feline fancier. You will never look at your cat the same way again.