The Rest of the Santa Story

Everyone knows that Santa Claus can’t really deliver all of the presents in the world on one single night. That's why some people don't believe in Santa. What most people don’t suspect is that woodchucks have helped with Christmas presents all along. They have an underground network where they hear and report what you want for Christmas. Now we have the Internet, and it is even easier for them than it was long ago. Woodchucks help Santa by pushing presents up through the floor. Didn’t you always wonder why people without a chimney still get their presents?