1001 Ways To Call-In Sick: or Take A Day Off From Work

A dynamic book filled with excuses, antidotes, jokes and great one-liners to add to your mental database! #591. Hung Loe calls work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Loe, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Loe calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."