Physics for Dogs: A Crash Course in Catching Cats, Frisbees, and Cars

Old dogs may have trouble with new tricks, but now canine brainiacs can use the laws of physics to master their corner of the universe. Complete with technical illustrations, graphs, and formulas, this book shows dogs how to: Bring down the mailman with the correct ratio of stealth and brute forcePoop strategically-indoors and out-by understanding variable-mass systems Open any cupboard with Newton's First LawPlay fetch by calculating velocity and maximum rangeCatch squirrels by accounting for friction, weight, and air resistanceAnd much, much more! With this hilariously prescriptive how-to, pooches of every size and temperament will learn to chase cars-and catch them!