The Love Sonnets of a Car Conductor

Today the Pansy got aboard my ship And sprung the Trans-S uburban for a trip. Say, shes the shapely ticket pretty fine! Next to her pattern Anna Held looks shine And Lilly Russell doesnt know the grip. But oh! shes got a deep ingrowing tipT hat she must shy at honks like yours and mine. I says to her, Fare, please! out loud like that, But she pipes, Fade, Bill, fade! you pinched my fare.
(Typographical errors above are due to OCR software and don't occur in the book.)

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