A Billion Jokes!: Volume One

From the bizarre to the downright hilarious, Peter Serafinowicz is, quite simply, one of Britain's finest comic talents

I'm still angry at my parents for not buying me expensive rollerblades. Cheapskates.

How did I manage to glue my mouth shut? My lips are sealed . . .  

"Float like an octopus, sting like a clock."  —Muhammad Dali

I hope numbers never disappear. Think of the aftermath.

"It's about disdain." —Mobster reviews Hamlet

An endlessly inventive, fully illustrated collection of brilliant one-liners from the BAFTA-nominated actor and comedian.