Montenegro or Bust

Here's the recipe: Take 3 College Lecturers, place in a blue Nissan Micra for three hours, allowing them to simmer in their own juices, before putting the contents into a pressurised and air-conditioned vessel for a further two and a half hours at an altitude of approximately 35,000 feet. Empty onto the Adriatic coastline near to Dubrovnik and then bake at 35 degrees, basting liberally with factor 30 Sun screen for a week. Liberally sprinkle with a bevy of Balkan beauties, restaurants and a couple of breweries, before allowing to ferment and cool in the shade of numerous public houses. They also avoided the Irish Bars like the plague. . . Add information gleaned or omitted from "The Lonely Planet Guide" and the local Autobuska Stanica, then simply serve, stand back and watch the fun. A travelogue with a Big difference, and if it doesn't tempt the reader to pack a rucksack and a map, grab a flight and get over there, then there is something seriously wrong with them. What a wonderful world. . .