The Liberal-to-English Dictionary: How to Translate Orwellian Left-Wing Double-Speak Into Plain English

When liberals burn our flag, ban the Pledge, and oppose everything this country does to defend itself, we're not allowed to call them by a term that actually describes them, like "un-patriotic," or "anti-U.S." We instead have to play along and pretend it's just an incredibly misguided quest for "peace" that leads them to abandon our allies, betray our troops, and call for defeat at every turn. Conservatives are proud of what they stand for, but liberals must constantly distort and mislabel their positions because the truth is too appalling for Mainstream Americans to stomach. Since liberal terminology is always so at odds with the facts, this dictionary is designed to help regular people cut through all the spin and find their way back to the real debate.