Richard - My Life as a Penis

or Don't Call Me Dick FUNNIEST. BOOK. EVER. Say "hello" to his little friend! THIS BOOK IS "HILARIOUS!" "ONE IN A MILLION!" "LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY!!"* *Actual reader comments "RICHARD - My Life as a Penis" is the hilarious and surprising story of a penis, who calls himself Richard the Third, and his battle with the Heart and Mind for control over their host body, Hump. But who will win? Richard narrates and comments as he leads Hump through birth, school crushes, Playboy magazines, the prom, college sex, bachelor parties, bridal showers, marriages, divorces, dating, phone sex, fondue sets, Polish birthday card, dim sum, Donna Reed, and true love. Hysterically funny, a tad touching, and just naughty enough, "RICHARD - My Life as a Penis" is for men and women who think life, love, sex, and laughter belong together. One part coming-of-age story, one part romantic-comedy; totally hilarious! A truly witty, wicked, and wonderful read! READERS ARE RAVING ABOUT RICHARD! I laughed my ass off...It's a hilarious answer to the Vagina Monologues from a Penicular Perspective. - Jessie C., Minooka, IL Mr. Powers takes us on a hilarious romp through the life of man's most important appendage.The zany and romantic adventures of Richard makes for a super funny read. Would make a great gift for anyone! - Patricia T., Grand Marais, MN Looking for a book with some laughs and a little spice? Then you must follow Richard and his friend Hump on their adventures. - Gladys E., Pt. Charlotte, FL I have not only read, laughed and enjoyed this book, I realize with Christmas buying soon arriving, most males I know will receive a copy - a few females too. Richard's adventures, and love affairs, make for a very funny read. - Laura B., MN This book is one in a million. I simply could not have had a better time reading it. Mr. Powers raffishly deconstructs the most risque of subjects and suceeds in delivering a work of hilarity and substance. Richard and Hump are characters I look forward to checking in on again and again. - Patrick Mc., Oak Forest, IL