The Life and Times of Sleepy Hollow

Sleepy Hollow was a small airfield on the edge of Smoggy which was a pollution hot spot due to all the big chimneys. The Smoggy force was one of the smallest in the country who didn't need an eye in the sky, but a lardy chap wanted a bigger empire. The Chair Support Unit was made up from a bunch of chaps who were allegedly sworn to fight crime but preferred to look the other way, and they were selected for their ability to fall asleep while standing up and being full of it! It was such a cushy number down at Sleepy Hollow that these chaps were called the 'Sleepy Squad' or 'SS' for short by all the other boys in blue. The elite SS flew whenever the urge took them, to wherever and whatever they felt like while pretending to look important. When not in the land of nod, they liked to watch TV and play on their computers, and the majority of the passengers were usually over weight ex squaddies who liked to wear extra large flying suits covered in medals. Further north was an even stranger bunch of toon chaps who were far bigger bluffers when not fast asleep up at the 'Why Aye Man' base, and they all spoke with a very strange 'Ya kna like, pet' accent. A chubby Mukham chap called Niggly was allegedly in charge of this sleepy squad and he skipped from foot to foot when the going got tough, which was known as the Niggly stomp. His chaps motto was 'If I'm awake, then everyone's awake!' The flying machines which they flew cost the local council tax payers millions of pounds each year, but they hadn't a clue on what was being spent by the Chiefs, and some council chaps, who did like their flash toys. A poisonous ex army dwarf called 'Stumpy' elected himself to the lofty position of foreman driver after arriving at Sleepy Hollow as the hangar sweeper from a small garden hut called 'SAP' who were Niggly's preferred choice of drivers due to all his Christmas presents from them! These are just some of the tails of the hapless sl