Quantum Manifesto: Perhaps the Strangest Book Ever Written

As yer humble “groveling” (if I may) author I implore you to purchase this semi humble tome (aka book). If not for yerself, how about doing it “for the children”. Who or what “children” ye ask? Where else can you get the truth about the “Truth”, of which Pilate wasn’t the first to ask, “what is It?”

Additionally, we cover UFO’s, shape changers,(aka skin walkers) were wolves/leopards, vampiric phenomena (cattle mutilation, aka “mutes“), so-called “aliens”, Sasquatch, (aka Big Foot) crop circles, dowsing, 2012, 2013, 2014, yadda yadda “what not“, the real Jesus, a really cool pizza recipe, God’s signature, and we incorporate the Deville’s (AKA satan, light giver, “lord of the flies”) opinion’s (which can be somewhat enlightening [am I the only one who thinkz he {Lucifer} should “aim higher”]???????), where the bleep was I?…

Oh yeah, that’s wright, this is supposed 2 be about the author. Frankly, does anybody really give a shit about the author? I mean who reads this “bleep” anyway?

I mean who cares that BD Popparokc (aka BD [ known affectionately by those who don‘t know him, as a possible genius and mutilator of electric guitars {and less affectionately by those who know as an asshole or “madman“) must encapsulate his entire life’s story in a brief 250 word essay due to the expediency’s and demands of “the publisher”.

Maybe you can do better.

Parent’s beware, there is a sampling of “profanity, misspillings, and grammatical crime” concealed with in the pages of this vehicle of understanding, but nothing worse than what yer kids are already hearing at home or in school, thusly… ye have been warned