Pumping Up Piglipple: Seek Unique and Find Happiness with this Handy Little Guide to Doing Nothing

Now available on Kindle!  You can't give up on your search for happiness. Ever. You're not allowed. People won't let you. They mandate you to be happy. Want to know what I mean? Well just go shopping. It seems you can't buy anything anymore without some asshole telling you to "Have a nice day!" The method for finding true, lasting happiness is such an easy method. And so natural. It involves a process that is as natural as the movement of your bowels after a steady diet of prunes and refried beans. And when you find it, you'll be able to flush that unnatural fake smile of yours right down the toilet. You'll learn in this book how the machinations of your mind produce happiness. You'll be like an engineer following a blueprint. Once you understand it, you'll realize what must be done to find lasting contentment. And you'll discover the task is surprisingly easy. As easy as doing nothing.