I'm Right and You're Dumb! The Unauthorized Autobiography of Dick Cheney

Addressing Dick Cheney's life experiences from his own perspective, this book is both informative and hilariously funny. Chock full of facts, it starts with Dick Cheney's birth (again, from his own perspective), and moves fairly quickly into his years as Chief of Staff, U.S. Representative, CEO of Halliburton, and Vice President of the United States. However, unlike other Dick Cheney biographies, this book places you right in the middle of the action as important events unfold. For example, you'll listen in on Cheney's interview for the Halliburton CEO position; you'll be right there on the plane with Dick Cheney and Justice Antonin Scalia as Cheney broaches the subject of his pending Supreme Court lawsuit; and of course, you'll listen in on numerous conversations that take place between George W. Bush and Dick Cheney throughout their Administration. Furthermore, only in this book will you learn the "real truth" on important matters such as why Dick Cheney shot his friend on the hunting trip, and why George W. Bush gave German Chancellor Angela Merkel a back-rub. So, in sum, if you're a Democrat, Independent, or even Left-leaning Republican and you enjoy political humor, this book is for you. However, if you still have a Bush-Cheney '00 bumper sticker on your truck, well, you might want to consider reading something else.