The World Is Flat: (But Only on the Bottom)

All is chaos for Mark and Emily Hitchcock. Overnight, everything they have built in twenty years of marriage has crumbled. Their child can only watch as her parents bicker and complain and turn the world upside down.
The worst part—the deepest, darkest, most dire aspect of all—is that they have nothing better to fight about than a ballpark hot dog! Will a spiritual guru soar in and save the day? And save it from what? Things? Stuff? Perhaps the very changes brought about when one discovers that the world may be flat as a pancake?