Spun Monkey's Digest: ISSUE # 2+2=5 | The "Nasty-Ass Honey Badger " Edition

Monkey Business Break Time. Hang on a sec… (chop-chop-chop) So … um … (line ‘em up, Monkey. Like little white ducks sitting all in a row) what was I saying … excuse please … (snort-snort-sniff-sniff-shake it back- soak it in) …Oh yes … (Spun Monkey rushing my simian balls off). Whew! Now, where was I? Oh, yes. I was explaining why the Spun Monkey’s Digest is the way it is. Because well, first off: I’m a monkey. And I’m spun. Like a monkey and next off: I get distracted easily. Really at the drop of a hat… pass the hat… Cat in the Hat … good marching powder … Monkey like…