The Werewolf, the Librarian and I

I was just a boring librarian, until an incident changed my life forever. I was transformed into a werewolf. Now I have to take control of my life and deal with a 350 lb ex-vampire who drinks synthetic blood and eats everything she can get her hands on and a stalker who is driving me nuts. Not to mention my mother who thinks she is being stalked by a foot fetish freak who loves her shoes!