Line 'em up: Line-dancing can be murder!

Every week in the UK, millions of devotees of Country & Western music strut their stuff ... 'Line 'em up' is about line-dancing. It is also a gripping murder mystery. As the Lazy-T Line Dancing Troupe clatters on, its female members are being murdered. And with a substantial proportion of the weekly attendees being employed at The Meat Depot, it is a gory business for Detective Inspector Curling to stick his nose into. Rarely have the suspects in a whodunnit been so sharply observed in their natural habitat and less natural attire. You can see them, you can touch them, you can have your toes flattened by them as they take a right instead of a left as Betty belts out her instructions. Even more rarely has a whodunnit been so side-splitting, in all senses of the term. An absolute must for line dancers and murder mystery fans everywhere.