A MODERN PROPOSAL: For what to do with illegal immigrants, welfare recipients, and the reproduction of their children.: A MODEST PROPOSAL: For ... and for making them beneficial to the public.

A horrifying, and yet comical satire focused on the inevitable destiny of paganism in America. After an almost three hundred year wait, Jonathan Swift's awakening essay, "A Modest Proposal" is finally updated. Once shockingly surreal, its proposition now stands within the stark possibility of being our eventual destiny! What WILL be done with illegal immigrants, welfare recipients, and the reproduction of their children? Read, answer, decide and act:sway with doubt no more!