Dennis Littrell's Funniest! Most Satirical! and Just Plain Meanest! Reviews

This is one very funny book, although I can’t take much of the credit for that. You see, most of the outrageous, foot-stomping, belly-laugh provoking and just plain very funny one-liners and other flights of hilarity are the comedic work of the authors of the books I review. Here are a few examples: Patrick M.Carlisle as Henry E. Panky recalling his nine weeks at Brown University: "Even utter strangers naturally sense my Ivy League roots.” from “Unfair and Unbalanced…” Here’s a question from a mock SAT test (from “The BSAT Official Study Guide”): 1. The psychotic seven-year-old subjected his puppy to repeated acts of ————-. A) Hamlet B) bravery C) sadism D) coprolalia E) Congress "Ken [Barbie’s boyfriend] doesn't like to talk about how his long-term relationship with Barbie ended. Some people say Barbie had a number of unresolved 'issues' because Ken isn't anatomically correct." From “Being a Dad” From “Bald as I Wanna Be”: Here's Tony visiting his middle aged dad in Florida: "’Dad, what's the purpose of all this string?’ He said, ‘You never know...’ ‘You never know what? When a yo-yo tournament is coming to town?...’” And now a bit of wacky weirdness: David Icke, “who is accused of being anti-Semitic, but is really anti-lizard sincerely believes that the New World Order is controlled by the likes of George W. Bush, the Queen Mother, Al Gore, Kris Kristofferson, etc., who are 12-foot lizards that have cross-bred with humans.” From “Them: Adventures with Extremists” From “Esquire Presents”: "’What It Feels Like to Have an Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.’ This guy, ‘Craig Strobeck, 24, actor’ has to take two and a half hour showers. He runs out of hot water but doesn't stop. He has to clean every inch of his body about a thousand times. Sometimes he has to get back in the shower because one area just doesn't feel clean enough.” From “Hippo Eats Dwarf”: "The New 'Honor System' Virus." You get an email that reads: ‘This virus works on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone you know, then delete all the files on your hard drive. Thank you for your cooperation.’" Here are the titles of some of the books reviewed, just to give you an idea of how much fun I had reading these books and writing these reviews: “How to Be Invisible: A Step by Step Guide to Protecting Your Assets, Your Identity, and Your Life” “Invasion of the Bible Thumpers” “Hippo Eats Dwarf: A Field Guide to Hoaxes and Other B.S.” “Why Do Men Have Nipples? Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor after Your Third Martini”