The Rembrandt Confesion: Was Rembrandt a Jew?

Interpol, the Mossad, Dutch Security Services, FBI, DEA, Delaware State Police Colombian hitmen, and a thief all descend on a small Delaware village; all looking for the one poor sap who's got the answer: was Rembrandt a Jew? Only, he doesn't know. Worse yet — he doesn't care, and wants no part with any of them. Unfortunately for him, wanting doesn't always make it so. His only ally is Patricia Hayes-Wentworth, an expert in ancient cuneiform. Some help.