Quirky Quotes: Old sayings with a new twist

Quotes with attitude! Times change but too often our thinking stays in the past. That is why I have taken some old sayings, and upgraded them with a new twist. Plus I've included a few humorous bits about quotes that make absolutely no sense to me. Sample Quirky Quote: • If it ain’t broke charge a new one anyway • The grass is always greener when someone else takes care of it for you • Sticks and stones may break my bones but guns will kill me • Good things come to those who control their weight WHAT THE HECK? Quotes that make me go “huh?” Dog Eat Dog World I have never understood this quote. Since when do dogs eat other dogs? Okay, I confess, for years I thought this quote was doggie doggie world. That makes no sense either, but it makes the world sound like a nicer place to live. And yes my glasses do happen to have a rose colored hue. Two Shakes Of A Lamb’s Tail Do lambs even have tails? And you can’t pull the wool over my eyes with this quote because animals don’t shake their tails - they wag them. P.S. What the heck, is a heck?