The Supermarket Workers Survival Guide: - A guide to the magical world of retail

Do you work in a supermarket? Have you ever? Perhaps you're just starting on the road to nowhere? Or, perhaps you're just bored and want to see an angry and emotionally scarred supermarket worker rant about the numerous things about their job that annoy them. Well, this guide is for you. Broken down into 5 sections, summarising five different obstacles that now stand between you and happiness. 1. Your store - 13 areas of any supermarket, from the checkouts to the canteen 2. Your uniform and equipment 3. Your colleagues - 20 of the most annoying type of person you're likely to find yourself working with 4. The Management - Seven different types to watch out for (and mock for having all the charisma of a dead dog) 5. The Customers - 30 of the very worst types, more will be covered in a sequel "Anatomy of a customer" - due out February 2013 Sit back and enjoy, whether you're a supermarket worker, a customer who wants to see waht people really think of you or just someone who enjoys a laugh, this guide may be for you.