Pie for Breakfast [essays + confessions]

Dave Fymbo is not a former President. He's not a grizzled stand-up comic with an arsenal of highway rest stop stories. And he's not a disgraced athlete ready to finally come clean. 

He's a guy with true stories to tell. Thirty essays and confessions that range from the hilarious to the poignant to the offbeat, often on the same page. 

Find out about an incident with a South American bidet. Why a peach tart ruined his weekend. How for one of his college's final exams, he turned in a drawing of a penis.

And most of all, why he will never ever watch The Mummy Returns starring Brendan Fraser. 

Contents:
The Camping Trip
Midwest Pride
Prom Night
Doughy
Unemployed
Identity Theft
Living In Somnia
Nine Days
Between Bread
Hands Down
The Third Tuesday
Stupid Americans
SBTB
Pink Heart
On The Other Side
Fandom
Big Shot
Experimenting With Life
Everyone's A Critic
First Date
Writing The Future
The Bidet Incident
Trophy Case
Rubes
Three Minutes
Firenze
What I Learned In College
The Funeral Procession Dilemma
Fathers and Sons
I Can't Swallow Pills